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Stoning day..

2004-08-15T09:38:00.000+08:00

Yawnz... Just woke up ... Hmmmm.... so I'll write about what happened yesterday... So i was like planning to go my cousin's house to study ... who would've thought my parents would object??? i was going "TO STUDY"..... and i mean it for real la... They said and i quote " Aiya.. not good to be alone with a girl in the house..." ... like WTH??? ... not like I'm going to beat her up or anything right... Zzzzz........

So i started stoning on my bed after that..... not wanting to do anything.... then stone stone stone stone... loook at ceiling look at floor... look at window... and finally i slept....... lol....... woke up like around 5? or was it 6? hm.. wateva... DEn i just continued lying on my bed.... being anti-social... haiz... knowing i haven't done anything for the WHole day..........

Finally, when i went out, my sister's told me it was my mum's birthday and i like totally forgot....... =X........ Hmmmmmmmmmmm........ lucky i had a share in the present they bought.... Decided that i was a bad time to be angry at my mother becuz it was her birthday.... hmm... so i stayed outside to watch the Olympics opening ceremony.... The stadium is like so freakin nice and the thing that holds the Olympic Flame is like how cool.... so high tech man......... all the fireworks and stuff also damn nice... I bet something will go wrong though =X........ like i bet they rushed the project..... like 2 month ago the stadium was not even near completion.....

My family went out for dinner and like by the time we came back, like around 9.30? i knew i cant get started liao.... waahah... so i just started watching tv..... Everyone who doesnt watch coupling should go and watch.... its sooo damn funny.... then there was Jay Leno show... who woulda guessed arnold schwazernegar [wadeva way its spelled] is 57??? 57??? so old.... hmm.... after that there was Saturday Night live... with jessica simpson and nick..... Hmmm..... then i was like talking to my cousin.... lucky thing.. or else i woulda died of boredom.......... or mayb had just stoned to sleep... lol........

OK...... so i had this really weird dream.......... i was like at the examination hall and doing some paper... Before i could look down at what paper it was, the teacher said to stop writing then all the papers dissapeared.... then everyone started walking out of the hall........ then i was like moving with the crowd not knowing what paper i did...... then ended up at some open space... everyone was getting results.... and i was like freakin scared... becuz i knew i scrude up my paper........... then i woke up......... WOAH...... like a hint from God that i better study harder??? FREAky....
[Which proves 1 point : never drink before u sleep =X]

Neo... (@_o)

Scrude Up Day!

2004-08-12T16:22:00.000+08:00

Today freakin sux.... after suffering from the "gotta go back school" sickness in the morning, went to school and realised that there might be physics test... Fine.. can study... then at morning assembly got Attire check... wtf?... like since when did they start doing the bloody thing anyway... so i got picked out for long hair [ hair that i just cut!] and short socks... i argued saying that i just cut my hair... luckily they let me off.... just need to wear nice long socks tmr (@_o)... Zzzzz

And so the day continued.... then at english class... nagged at by the eL teacher for "not putting enuff effort".... and she said she wun give anymore homework cuz it would be a waste anyway... like i bet everyone were rejoicing even though they had straight faces... then got picked out for "lousy pieces of work" people... haiz.....

The day dragged on.... and.. o yar.... during lit the Chinese O level results were released... Ok... if i am not wrong... there was only 1 A in my class... the rest Bs and Cs.... no comment :X.... i still remember the last part... Su didnt get his results back then when he asked for it, teacher looked through... everyone was waiting .... then ... "C6, pass"..... LOL....... freakin funny.. wahahaha........

Getting back to the unusally bad day, during history, we got back our tests... haiz.... got so low... Plus i studied this time.... MAJOR SUXOR.... to get sucky results when i studied.... ARGH..... Hmmmm.... ARGH!!!!!!............. then FINALLY, last period... PHYSICS TEST..... it ended up being so hard..... hope i dun fail man... ARGH... so many i just guessed through....HAIZ...... expecting many bad results coming my way..... from english compo and lit mock exam... SCREW THIS....

OK... the good thing is that the Os oral wasnt yesterday..... its on 23rd... for those in my class who don't know and are reading this... AND tmr is a FRIDAY.... WOOOOHOOOO!!!!..... :D

Hmm.. this last paragraph is dedicated to the BANANA PHONE SONG(by Raffi)!!!..... very addictive.... i got the song courtesy of my cousin........ anyone who wants it can message me on msn.... here are the lyrics wahahah :

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony

My cellular Bananular phone
Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying Yanana phone

It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone ring... ring... ring...

Bo ba do ba do do doob

Enjoy!!! lolx!!!!! CYAz.... Neo (@_o)

The crapping continues....

2004-08-11T22:04:00.000+08:00

Ok... just finished watching Singapore Idiots.... Oops! i mean Singapore Idol... today's episode was Sooooo boring..... can't compare to the episode on monday.... i guess there just isn't much spastic people in Singapore after all.... Grrrr... If only they showed Mr Wong's audition.... then it would be worth watching... "Ring, Ring, Ring, Banana phone"... cant get that tune outta my mind!! .... makes me remember the good old bananas in pajamas dayz... "B1 are u thinking what i'm thinkin?"... LOL...

Hmm... did anything significant happen today?.... erm... o yar... FInal destination 2... i just watched it on HBO today.. its really good... those who havent caught it , u should go and watch... i still feel part 1 was better though.... really freaky... the coolest part was when the air bag of the car suddeenly activated and a pipe was forced through the woman's skull...... wahahahhX....... Also.. another movie to watch or [download... shhhh!] is Harold and Kumar... i think its ra... but its super funny.... Downloading is very bad... don't download, its illegal... Just pay 7 whole bucks to watch the show... A whole 7 bucks that you could have saved to buy something more useful...

Ok.... For a change... i DID WORK TODAY.... *applause applause*.... yes i started doing the maths tys and stuff... did some hw... Not all of it.. so don't say i lied if i copy a tiny little bit tmr before school... lol...damn it.. tomorrow need to go school again.... i thought they would give us a half day or sumthin.... wif the new prime minister and stuff.... GRrrr.... BTW... does anyone know when their oral dates are... cuz i dun know.... if i kanna today i die man....

And... i cut my hair today... at Pro Trim... this time its not so bad... i made the effort to wear contacts so i could see if the bloody guy was screwing my hair up.... He changed the parting from the left side to the right [ i doubt anyone noticed i "tried" to have the parting but ya..]..... nice cut.. not too short and not too long... paid a whole 22 bux though.... kinda regreting it.. considering i am outta cash and my parents only pay 10 bux.... AND that i have to pay 20 stinkin bux to (*^(*^(*6&(* SJAB tomorrow... bloody leechers...

Well.. another lousy day brought to u by... Neo... the ONE...

The saga continues...

2004-08-10T22:59:00.000+08:00

Ok... so this is my second ever post... if you're not ready for a whole load of bull, stop reading from this point onwards --><-- i will not be responsible if u become metally ill [aka crazy for those dumb asses out there, many whom i know... lol.... ] or suddenly realise u became 10 times stupider.. Read at you're own risk.

Hmmmmm.... what should i start with? First of all... i would like to commend Mr Wong Ping Loong for being daring enough to join the Singapore Idol.. I am sure many of you saw him on Tv... for those who didn't, he was standin there like an idiot at the very last part, queueing... i mean wtf was he doing there anyway... i guess it shows... teaching doesn't pay... but then again who didn't wonder where those teachers who carry LV stuff and other blah blah blah.... {i wun go into details}.. got their freakin money.... Lets all hope he sang something really weird or did something really stupid so we can see his audition tmr... Remember to catch it...

Now that i'm on the topic, i have to talk about the freakin suckers at Singapore Idol....... i mean what the hell was that guy thinking when he mouth sang? Plus he even talked about how one must use the stomach [ i suppose he meant diaphram] to project your voice... i thought the lemon tree dude was the ultimate.... This guy totally cracked me... i was laughing so freakin hard....

Hmmmmmm...... What i did today.... 8.00-9.00 Slacked..... lemme shorten this.... 8.00am-6.00pm Slacked... lol...... then 6.00-8.00pm played tennis... today was a total waste of time.... i am starting to regret it now... i could have.... could have... could have... done something productive... like.. like.. like.... ah yes... of course.. study... lol... its so hard to get started... Screw that.. maybe i should have just went out.. that would be more productive... lol....

O yes.... today was my sis birthday... gave her cash as usual..... hm...... the chocolate cake was Nice... especially those tubes of chocolate that they put on top.. anyone happen to know what they are... argh..... want more.. more.. more.... Well.. gonna go out to get something to eat... (@_o)

New ending catch line... (copied from seacrest)
Neo.. OUT.... (this sounds weird..but wth)

A new beginning

2004-08-09T12:39:00.000+08:00

Ok... so i failed to make the website. [To all you people who bet on this : LUCKY U!] This is the safe, fast, easy and slack alternative. Use a blogging webby. Come to think of it, its been a long long time since i every wrote an entry.. Maybe becuz i was too lazy or sumthing.. well, somehow my previous blog got deleted and here i am starting on a new one. This blog service is so easy to use.. lol... made for people like me .. haiz (stupid + lazy).......

Ok, to start things off, just want to say that this is an unconventional blog. i went to look at the blog of some people and start getting flooded by this huge amount of text... For people with my character, i don't start reading at all... So, don't expect much from this blog... Hope to expect one liners .. HaHa... actually i am writing this thing firstly becuz my cousin reminded me of blogging and secondly, becuz i can use this as an excuse to not study... Ya ya.. i know its some lame excuse...... But pls... at least at the end of the day i can say... I wrote an entry on my blog.... what an achievement! and console myself for not doing the A maths tYs...

Another thing, I freakin Hate this stupid template.... i was hoping to rip some nice one that someone spent years to create but to no avail... my stupidity kicking in? Maybe.... Well if anyone can kindly help me to make me a nice template i would be very grateful.... But then again let me tell u the probability of that happening : P(some1 make me a template)= 1/100000^999999 . Now that i am into the maths thing lemme tell you the probability that i will do what i planned to do today. P(do what i planned)=0..... haiz... SUM people (those who "know" what i mean) already did so much work on his TYS.... I wun be surprised if he already did all the TYS twice... HAIZ... its this kinda people that get me thinking... "FUCK its time to start studying"... BUT how can i !? its a HOLIDAY.... and holidays are meant to be for slacking, away from sch, away from muggin, away from sleeping.... wait.. except that.. lol...

National day... One people, one nation, one Singapore... who created this stupid song? One people? broken english.... LOL.... first guy who is lousier than me at english... Luv national days, the double day hol really rox... plus this year i get a third day as a AC hol.. so ya.. freakin rulez... 5 days of slacking freedom...

Hmm.. remember to watch Singapore Idol tonight.... think its gonna be funny.. LOL..... those who caught Ac superstar, what do u think of it... i thought the performance by "the Others" was pretty good.... didnt know Su was so pro.... and that one other certain person was well... Not so good.. lol...

OMG.... i wrote so much... sorta contradicting myself.... hmm..... This is y everyone writes Blogs.... didnt know it was so much fun to write a whole LOAD oF crap.... I guess the reason i quit in the past was because i wrote too little.. ya? those who read... the one paragraphers full shit..... lol.....
WELL.... gotta run before i get caught for using too much com which starts the "nagging syndrome" of my parents...

(Not sure if its too spastic to say this but gonna do it anyway)
PEACE OUT, NEO.... (hmm sounds funny... (@_o)]